womanized! [edited] [re-edited]
Yeah I’m re-heating lasagne… classy. Anyways, while I’m waiting for it, I’ll say this… I hate Internet Explorer. Yeah. It crashes. It fails. It does everything slowly. I hope they stop making new versions of it. It doesn’t even deserve to get better. I hate it. I hate it. It ruins everyone’s enjoyment of the internet.
I say this because my Firefox is broken… *watery eyes*
Did only 2 things today that are worth mentioning. First of all, I went and bought 12 pairs of socks in all different colours. And then I bought 17 pairs of panties. One of them has a cartoon sheep on them with the phrase “Ewe are so cute” or something… made me laugh. Will match the pjs I have with the sheep on it that also has another “ewe” joke.
And then, went to get groceries… on the way I was walking along, had music in ears, this kid got it my way, it was probably only a toddler but anyways… the mother grabbed the child and pulled it out of my way and was all, “Let the woman pass, sweetheart.”
GASP!
WOMAN?!!
Since when did I look like a woman? I’m a girl. I sleep with 2 teddy bears. One of which doesn’t have a name so he is Unnamed Teddy and the other one is Dark Mave. Woman? Definitely not…
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I had to come up with some reasons as to why I’m still can’t be considered a woman.
My drain in my shower gets really really blocked sometimes. So I keep a plunger handy… so I call him Harry. Harry the plunger. Which is ridiculous of me…
And I have a piggybank… and he is called Fran…
And I just named my digital camera Fergal.
Grown women don’t do this, I’m very sure.
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The creation of the camera’s name is attributed to F, so technically “I just named my digital camera Fergal” isn’t true as I didn’t come up with the name. Although I wish I did cuz its a funny name lol
Star_bar replied:
Well then I am also not a woman as I came up with Fergal the digital camera. I am embarrassed now.
February 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm. Permalink.